Coke Zero
Tuesday, July 18
How many ounces of Coke Zero will it take to wake me up? How many will it take to make me actually think I want to do statistics for two hours after preparing for my lecture for an hour? How much stimulation will it take before I forget about the things I really want to do. I want to get in some swimming trunks, find a great apartment pool where no one I know lives, and make my lips numb with ice and Bacardi and absolutely no Coke Zero.

