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A Graduate Student Avoiding his Ph.D., Being Productive,
or Being Creative and Useful in Any Real Way...

Sushi and breathalizers do not mix

Monday, January 31

Regarding his breathalizer: "That device is the devil dressed in a transistor"
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Devil Dolls

Devil doll: the cartoon

Devil Doll: the band
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the setting: Bastrop, Texas
the crime: drinking Milwaukee's Best and Budweiser Select
my last fuzzy memory: three white girls singing Sir Mix-a-Lot and me not minding

p.s. I kind of want a puppy.
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Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza

Friday, January 28

Teen girl squad, like, eight.
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Donnie Darko

Wednesday, January 26

I think this interview showcases how the director for Darko is a little nuts.

I'm honored to have been able to assemble the director's cut, but more than anything I just want people to have an open mind to this version and not be so possessive about the original. I get really irritated when people take the incomplete, truncated version of my film and misinterpret it as something that it's not, like a movie about mental illness
--Richard Kelly


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Mystery Science Theater sues Mr. Sinus

Really sad law-type ignorance (for people who like to laugh)
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Tuesday, January 25

There are some new flickr photos up that I took in 2002 in Dallas Tx.
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Peanuts rich in 'good chemicals'

Friday, January 21

Great title. Almost as good a news headline as "Activity participated in by some"
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I've been thinking. It's been a long one. I've been listening to Hot Hot Heat. (good article about them here)

These bandages cover more than scrapes, cuts and bruises from regrets and mistakes
I've been hoping your moping around the street again
I've been tripping from sipping the dripping dirty water tap
I've been poking a voodoo doll that you do not know I made
These bandages are anonymity
I've been shaking from making an awful decision
I've been running and running feels like my head is spinning round and round, around, around, around, around, around
--Bandages

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Wednesday, January 19

the world spins, the flat world
a man on the street asks a passerby for the time
and the sun sets, maybe more orange than before
(but) none of this ever ever stops
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Umami

If you want to start a full scale debate at your next happy hour, you might consider mentioning the 'fifth taste' umami: "In recent years some workers have added a fifth taste, umami, to the other four, though western food scientists are divided about whether it really exists or not."
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Tuesday, January 18

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Friday, January 14

What Beatle are you?

John Lennon

You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

Personality Test Results

Click Here to Take This Quiz

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Thursday, January 13

humorous - kind of - college essay on Oedepus: "'A kindly sheppard found the baby in a pool skimmer.' "
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Bob Marley to be reburied

Wednesday, January 12

Bob's whole life is about Africa, it is not about Jamaica . . . How can you give up a continent for an island? He has a right for his remains to be where he would love them to be
--Rita Marley
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New Look

Sunday, January 9

I held back, I had a feeling this whole blog thing would go up in flames
Maybe it did, in a way
My mind was visited by thoughts of a Phoenix so I revamped the template...
I adapted from this guy's old template.

Happy New Year, friends
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YSKOV

While on The Trip I read a novel, You Shall Know Our Velocity! by Dave Eggers. I really enjoyed it. At the same time, I am having trouble sorting out if the paperback version I read even had this supposed 50-page addition that changes the interpretation of the entire novel! And I think my experience may not even matter to anyone else because I was interpreting the entire work based on certain assumptions about the characters that I am not sure were accurate. If only I could find someone who has read both versions, or is willing to tell me what the 50-page addition (which I am pretty sure I read) actually illuminated for the reader. Who was this Hand fellow? Or wait, was it Jack?

Comments by other people haven't helped me sort this out:

I feel that in theory I should read and enjoy Mr. Eggers, but i became entangled in a sixteen-comma chainwreck in a David Foster Wallace novel a couple months back and have become unable to wander the land of Mad Genius since.

Eggers doesn't come near to the textual pyrotechnics practiced by DFW. Now there's a 'mad genius' for you. I think I realized he was just a bunch of hot air when, while struggling through Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, I discovered that one piece was just a series of footnotes embedded within footnotes embedded within footnotes, ad nauseum, until you start bleeding from the eyes. Eggers, to his credit, never writes a sentence that will last an entire chapter. DFW does just because he can.

Eggers goes down easy, like warm milk. DFW is a mile-long row of tequila shots by comparison.


p.s. um, Egger's own a pirate supply store in San Francisco. ???
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a funny: "Of COURSE I think people who use Yahoo Personals eat nachos at each meal!"

I think maybe I should stop posting funny cartoon things on my blog
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I am glad it is not 2004 anymore. It was not my favorite. It is 1:03AM and I am half-asleep and more brown than I used to be. It was a week of wonderful ideas and self-loathing. A nice mix of things. The water was unheard-of-blue-and-green and the heat reminded me of summertime in Austin Texas.
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