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A Graduate Student Avoiding his Ph.D., Being Productive,
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Thievery Gone Wrong

Tuesday, March 29

"Police have seized a digital camera containing photographs of the smiling teens doing 'gangsta' poses with bundles of stolen notes in a Denver McDonald's just hours after their heist... After committing the robbery, the men then raced up a ski lift and snowboarded several kilometres to a car park where they changed clothes, took a bus to McDonald's and photographed themselves with the bundled notes." They later hired a limo to drive them to the airport for their getaway.

Two more important notes:
1) The two used television crime shows as their inspiration for the robbery
2) Their neighbor is quoted, "I was playing my Xbox killing SWAT guys and then I went outside and there were SWAT guys all over the place"
posted by Brent, 3:30:00 PM

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